Knock knock Get off my porch.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Girls Basketball.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Anti Joke

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