What do you call an amazing person Good

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

who is mark

connor sucks

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...