- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 10:58

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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hey bill!

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Woman's rights

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Homosexuals are gay.

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