- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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