- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Not Steve Jobs

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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