Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Homosexuals are gay.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Men's Sports

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Penis

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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