What's 4+7 47

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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asian, do math

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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Anti Joke

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