- Anti Joke

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor