Butt Sex.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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