is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Proof reading

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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This is an anti-joke.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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*insert joke here*

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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WNBA

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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