Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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24!

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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colby doesnt shave

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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bob saget

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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