- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

Women's rights

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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