Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Women.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Anti Joke

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