- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

thermodynamics?

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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