" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Obama

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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