Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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