- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

Women's Rights.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Knock Knock Yes?

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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