What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Your time.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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