- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

thumbs up!

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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