- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Vagina ass.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Snarf Nuggets

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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