What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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