- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

What time is it? 10:58

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Woman's rights

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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