- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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