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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

I am a n1gger.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

rape that shit

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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