What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Butt Sex.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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