What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

ecks! why zee?

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

Your Mom.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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