the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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whats 2+2? 4

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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