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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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whats 2+2? 4

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

knock, knock. come in.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Vagina ass.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

9001

whats 2+2? 4

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

knock, knock. come in.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Anti-joke.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Vagina ass.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering