Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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