Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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