- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

a man walks into a prostitute.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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