what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

dead battery come on down

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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