- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Welcome to die!

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

Yo mamas so fat

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Knock knock. Death.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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