YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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thumbs up!

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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