- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Barack Obama

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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