a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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since when?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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The WNBA.

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GONNA

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