Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

Guess what.. chicken butt

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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