- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

We are lawyers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

A walrus walks into a bar

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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