An boy with ADHD walks into a

What is better than a cat? Nothing

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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