Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What's 4+7 47

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

What's worse than cancer? Death.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A Frenchman stays and fights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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