A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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How are you? Yes

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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