- Anti Joke

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke