- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

A guy has cancer. He dies.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Cancer.

Knock knock. Death.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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