How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Cleveland winning something

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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