Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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So. The gays. ...

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Your time.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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A black man in a country bar.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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