A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Women have the right to vote.

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Women's rights

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Yo mamas so fat

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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