My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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I need a good anti joke....

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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