How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Seth stock has a large penis

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

So. The gays. ...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Your time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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