Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Women have the right to vote.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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