Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Knock knock. Death.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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