What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

girls basketball

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

The game!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

fack me!

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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