- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Obama

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

since when?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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