Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Penal Dysfunction

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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