- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

You know what sucks? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??