Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Matt is not funny.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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