- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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