- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

knock knock who's there police

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

you just contradicted yourself.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Matty B

You are Nerochan right?

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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