What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Penis

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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