- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Matt is not funny.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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