Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why? Because!

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

I am a n1gger.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

Garry Glitters on here

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Matty B

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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