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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

knock, knock. come in.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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