- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

If you're reading this, you can read.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Spotto

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.