- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

You're Adopted.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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