Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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