A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Fiats

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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