- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

The Game.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??