- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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