- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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