- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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