- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

what smells worse then shit Drew White

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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