- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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