What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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