- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

Trashcan!

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

How did the girl die? 25.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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