How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Matt is not funny.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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