What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Women's rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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