What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

How did the girl die? 25.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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