- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Spotto

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

pickle juice?

Wade

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