If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

^that joke a piece of shit

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

all these jokes suck ass

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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