A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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My pet rock died.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Guess What! HI!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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obama

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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