Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Soccer...

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

Fiats

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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