Women have the right to vote.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Stop being a centipede

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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raping black women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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