- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

I have Alzheimer. What?

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

19th amendment

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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