fack me!

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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