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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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