- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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