- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Women have the right to vote.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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