- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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