A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

thumb_up thumb_down +39

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

wanna hear a joke? no.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down +35

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops