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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Womens rights.

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Knock Knock.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Like if you like big tits.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Yes!

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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terry stockton is straight

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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