- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Stop being a centipede

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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